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Covid Metamorphoses #47 – I Am The Covid Cure You’ve Been Waiting For

Twice now in this series I have advocated for the death of someone in power because their death would benefit entire nations of people. The first was Boris Johnson, the second was Donald J. (the J stands for jerkweed) Trump. … Continue reading

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Covid Metamorphoses #35 – Number

So we were talking last week, the other adult in the house and I, wondering if the reported number of Covid deaths were being kept artificially low. We live in a small enough town that we hear things from people … Continue reading

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Covid Metamorphoses #33 – Flag Update

So remember our neighbor, across the street and to the right with their insane flag of Trump astride a tank? Hold on…here it is. So I never ended up confronting him or his wife. I’ve only seen them a couple … Continue reading

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Covid Metamorphoses #30 – Facts

In the past two months, I have read–and this is just from reputable sources: The virus was able to survive in the air for six hours and on surfaces for two weeks. Now we aren’t sure if it can survive … Continue reading

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Covid Metamorphoses #19 – Wishing

I’ll just go ahead and say it. I hope Boris Johnson dies from the Coronavirus. In fact, as long as I’m wishing–and I should probably point out here that my wishes have shown zero ability to influence future events–I hope … Continue reading

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Covid Metamorphoses #17 – Flag

They moved into our neighborhood a few months ago, the house across the street and to the right. The man came and rang our doorbell to introduce himself. He and his wife had just moved here from California with their … Continue reading

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Covid Metamorphoses #14 – The Plan

Watching a clip from last night’s press conference, I kept waiting for Dr. Birx, and then Dr. Fauci, to tell me what the government was doing to help during this pandemic. They never did. Instead, they talked a lot about … Continue reading

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Coivd Metamorphoses #11 – Monster Theory

I was trying to avoid writing about the president, a preening, ignorant narcissist who craves attention the way manicured lawns crave fertilizer. I’m sick of hearing about him. I’m sick of talking about him. I’m sick of thinking about him. … Continue reading

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Covid Metamorphoses #7 – Fulcrum

I went for a drive yesterday. I’m not sure if we’re supposed to do that anymore, but I wanted to see what the town looked like. I also needed some time alone, something that’s in short supply these days. Nearly … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #55 – The Death of America

When I was growing up people started worrying if The American Dream—the idea that opportunity was available to all, that if you worked hard enough you could get ahead, etc.—still existed. The recession of the early 90’s had called the … Continue reading

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