Monthly Archives: April 2017

Trout Fisting In America #9 – Empathy

Posted on April 29, 2017 by ScottCreney

Because like my good friend Kathy Acker likes to say, ‘When they go low, we…(smiles)…we shove our fist up a defenseless trout’s asshole.’ The first time I worked graveyard shift at 7-11 lasted about a year. I did it two … Continue reading →

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Trout Fisting In America #8 – Sleep Deprivation

Posted on April 25, 2017 by ScottCreney

this isn’t writer’s block it’s a brain fog that refuses to lift brought on by lack of sleep which is itself brought on by a little boy 2 ¾ years old who wakes up each morning promptly at 6:45am saying … Continue reading →

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Boston Celtics and the Arena of Death

Posted on April 21, 2017 by ScottCreney

  Isaiah Thomas, star player and emotional leader of the Boston Celtics, found out this past weekend that his baby sister Chyna had died in a car accident. In less than 48 hours his team was scheduled to open the … Continue reading →

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Trout Fisting In America – #7 Pets

Posted on April 18, 2017 by ScottCreney

Because like my good friend Kathy Acker likes to say, ‘When they go low, we…(smiles)…we shove our fist up a defenseless Trout’s asshole.’ There’s a story I tell that almost always horrifies animal lovers. I was 9 years old and … Continue reading →

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Trout Fisting In America #6- Drugs

Posted on April 11, 2017 by ScottCreney

Because like my good friend Kathy Acker likes to say, ‘When they go low, we…(smiles)…we shove our fist up a defenseless trout’s asshole.’ It all makes sense once you realize that everyone in this country is fucked up on drugs. … Continue reading →

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Trout Fisting In America #5 – Syria

Posted on April 8, 2017 by ScottCreney

Because as my good friend Kathy Acker likes to say, ‘When they go low, we…(smiles)…we shove our fist up a defenseless trout’s asshole.’ Or in this case, I guess, a Syrian airfield. Let’s all take a deep breath and try … Continue reading →

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Trout Fisting In America #4 – The Letter E

Posted on April 4, 2017 by ScottCreney

I hate the word edgy. I’ve never liked the word extreme. Same goes for eclectic. I’m okay with the word ecunemical, but that’s only because i’m not 100% sure what it means. In its capitalized form, the fifth letter of … Continue reading →

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