Monthly Archives: May 2017

Trout Fisting In America #14 – Death

You’re going to fucking die. That’s not a threat. It’s just a biological fact. Everyone dies. Hell, it’s possible you might die before you even finish reading this. It’s possible I might die before I finish writing it and this … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #13 – Failure

Because in a sense, all of us are failures. You could sell a million books, or a million albums, just in the USA alone, and that would mean 320 million people said ‘nah, not for me thanks.’ In my town … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #12 – Meritocracy

Every motivational speaker, every Ted Talker, every successful person, can take their positivist bullshit and shove it right up their protestant sphincter. To pretend we live in a meritocracy, a land where the harder you work the more you succeed, … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #11 – Questions

  I am consumed these days by questions that will never be answered. Not to my satisfaction anyway… Does Paul Ryan remember getting social security money after his father died? How many congresscritter chucklefucks does it take to change a … Continue reading

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Trout Fisting In America #10 – Capitalism

Let me make this as clear as possible: we live in a society that requires money in order to get food/shelter/necessities, and the only way to get this money is to work. But because society hasn’t figured out how to … Continue reading

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